Lizard Person & New Zealand's First Trans Gendered Prime Minister Suddenly Resigns.

Holy Mike Obama's balls Batman, I swear, I leave civilization and indoor plumbing for a few hours and this, is the sort of thing that happens. I've been looking forward to this day, although, I had a different version of her “resignation”, well several versions, really, one involved, gallows, a very hefty dirty rope, and her last night in a prison filled with big black guys named G-Wiz, Jo-Jo and Buster, for cellmates. I never get what I want, until it's outta style.

All in all, a good thing, can the Kiwi's get their semi automatic rifles back now? I'm hoping there are still many of those weapons that got lost during white water rafting. A rare piece of good new, my rendition of her resignation would have been better but a win is a win.