Rouge Tesla Model 3, Goes Airborne, Crashes Through Front Entrance Of Columbus Convention Center.

I'm sure this nothing burger of a story, is an effort to make Musk and Tesla look bad on the public square. It didn't work over here but the day's just started. It's funny how we're supposed to ignore that this car wasn't driving itself. If indeed, the car did have a driver, what's his or her defense? The car made me do it? Elon hacked my Tesla?